What is it?
It's a t-shirt. You wear it on your torso. It looks like the letter "T."
No, jerk. Why are you giving it away and why would I, the reader, want it?
Oh, sorry. Pushy. I received it from comedian Mike Birbiglia's website birbigs.com.
First, it's a ladies shirt and second it is tiny (says XL Girls, maybe it's made to be all tight, but I dunno fashion), so I can not wear it. But then I thought, "hey, you got a new site! give something away! Like this thing you can't use."
As to why you would want it... Hell if I know. Maybe you like dressing in women's clothes. Which would make sense if you are, in fact, a woman. Or a man that just likes that and that's fine, too. This is a safe space of no judgement.
But how do I, still the reader asking these questions, get it?
So here's how you can get this: The ninth person to send me a message from the form on the "Contact" Page gets the t-shirt. The message can be anything you like, just remember to leave me a way to contact you. This can be easy to forget because the contact info box is really big and scary. One message per person will be counted, but feel free to send me as many thoughts as you want.
And that's it. After the ninth person has sent me a message, I will announce the winner and attempt to contact them and then figure out a way to get you your shirt free of charge, Mr. and/or Ms. Nine!
Wait, did you say free?
Yes. My, you enjoy asking questions in large bold font, don't you? I'll pay the shipping and will even throw the thing in the wash. Just send me a message!
Just one more thing.
Can I see it?
Certainly! I am so sorry! Here you go, a dark picture of it on the floor of my apartment. It puts the lotion on its t-shirt skin!
If you are affiliated (contribute to, whatever) with the Banned Library in any prolonged way, you cannot win. So don't go comment crazy, Halbert.