Who's lookin for that awesome Dr. Suess birthday after party to go to this weekend? Well get your ass down to the Oshkosh Public Library, bitches!
That librarian lady that tried to hump the brains outta that teenager was given three years probation. Can we stop talking about this fucking story? If she was a dude she’d have been thrown in the deepest part of the under-jail they could find and with a good child molestation reason. Moving on.
The first lady of Georgia because that’s what she’s called don’t look at me like that, presented books to the North Hall Technology Center. The kids in the South Hall Technology Center were presented with knives and torches and told if they wanted books, they knew where to find them.
The Lincoln Library is reorganizing their storage closet, I mean local history collection. Library officials hope the new mop bucket does not clash with the really old book thing and the map thing.
A guy lived in the St. John’s College library for six weeks. The article claims the man must be “Rambo-esque” with his stealth. Took the words right outta my mouth. SOMEONE GOT PAID TO WRITE THAT AND NOW I AM MAKING FUN OF THEM FOR FREE.
If you downloaded the Kindle update to your iPhone earlier today and opened it, you might be shocked to learn your entire library was deleted. If you ask for funds to help out your library in Charleston, WV, your entire library may also be deleted with an air of indifference.
The University of North Carolina Wilmington is doing an exhibit called “Codicology,” a made up word they claim is the “Archeology of books.” I claim the word is made up because I have never heard it before and all words are made up.
Students in the Mayfield High School are collecting books for the African Library Project, a project to start libraries in Africa. Not just a clever name.