One shadow guy is all “Ender’s bad and evil and maybe a little cray cray with the Giant” while the other shadow guy is all “Let’s see what he does.” Then we find out the “Let’s see” guy is Graff! Cue the music that is supposed to play when I am surprised.
Ender and the group all get some zero gravity training. Ender figures out how to move around and use the gun, then teaches Alai (some dude) and they get Bernard and Shen and they kill everybody. Pretend kill. Like laser tag but instead of lights you get frozen.
Later, alone, Ender is playing with himself. Ahem. Dirty minded bastards, the lot of you. Anyway, Ender is stuck on a guessing game with a Giant. Frustrated at his 111th death, he gets mad and just kills the big bastard by digging out his eyeball. This wins him the game.
- Have you ever made friends by destroying everyone else with lasers?
- Who among us did not wish to shoot the dog in Duck Hunt?
- There were four solutions to this problem: Kill the giant, walk away from the problem, break the game system, and... What?
- Did anybody else make their younger sibling hold his/her breath while you played Mario so they wouldn’t make noise?