Earlier today, people pushed their way into the Billy Graham Library to get their book signed by the former president and hang with him and his homeys. What they did not expect was the entire dais to erupt into a perfect, scene for scene adaptation of the now beloved Christmas classic, "It's a Wonderful Life." The entire scenario ended abruptly when President Bush forgot his lines, causing Dick Chaney to run into the room dressed as Clarence and shoot Graham in the face. When asked why he did so, Mr. Chaney said he thought the minister was a bird who was attempting to overthrow the former president's housing loan business. Graham is doing well in the Billy Graham Hospital where several buckshot were removed from his hair.
Seen here: Bush as Jimmy Stewart, Graham as Mr. Potter, and Bushette as Donna Reed