When Clare Vanderpool's Moon Over Manifest was selected Monday as the 2011 Newbery Medal winner, video games gave less of a crap. The billion dollar industry has not given a full statement as of yet, but did let slip that "[video games] did not care how many new berries those punk books have, [video games] have fire flowers, magic mushrooms, and medipaks for days, bitch pwn, lolz" during a 6 hour patch update of World of Warcraft. Video games went on to describe how it would crouch over a dead book if the book were ever man enough to "get up itz ballz and log in." When told that books were not able to log in and required no power, video games stared at this reporter as if he just crapped in his hand and put a birthday candle in it. Video games then proceeded to log into Wikipedia to search for this "book" thing, possibly to slay it as one would a dragon with witch powers.
Video Games not Pwn'd by your Newbery