Bruce Larkin is set to unload tons of paper onto Pennsylvania schools. Larkin, author of around 900 kids books, is using his publishing company Wilbooks, Inc. to donate nearly 10,000 local interest books to a school system.
I would love to be able to do that, but only if I could do it loose and at once. "Hey, kids, it's your Uncle Banned!" Then "Boom!," a plane lets loose a ton of books from three miles up onto the school roof. How do I get the plane that far up with that much load dropping that accurately? Magic.