A new website called the Breakup Notifier has launched that sends you an alert whenever someone you are "friends" with on Facebook changes their relationship status. Remember the days when you had to get into awkward conversations when you wanted to know if someone was still dating that jerk from the Coffee Beanery? Not anymore! All you have to do now is wait patiently outside their house with a gallon of coffee and pray that fight going on leads to a change on Facebook, am I right?
I say hallelujah! I love it when the Internet goes pure creepy, ya know? Technology has allowed me to know when my friends are ditching me for an awesome party and when my ex is no longer dating that hunky slab of beef and can come back to my flabby, fatty fat arms. Yay!