Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, subject of The Social Network, and person so rich he could buy me and everyone I know and sell us twice, is now getting to be a freaking comic book super hero. Hey, I have another idea, lets shower him with gold rose petals while he has sex with all my old girlfriends and they tell me he is better than me at you know... stuff.
Seriously?! Why does this guy get to be a super hero? There are firemen, policemen, hell, freaking crossing guards more deserving. I need a drink and it is not even noon.