Guiness, the company that counts the best in the world, has declared Microsoft's Kinect to be the Fastest Selling Computer Electronic Device. To claim the honor, Kinect had to not only outsell Apple's iPhone and iPad devices, but do it really fast. How fast? Like a bunny. A really fast bunny that sells 133,333 Kinects a day on average. A salesman of the year kind of bunny that does not have time for his wife and kids because he just loves selling Kinect so much that he memorizes its applications but does not bother to come to even one baseball game. Just one game, Dad!
I mean Bunny.
Hey, that thing sold a lot, huh?
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