|I am probably in enough trouble without putting a three-way joke here.|
MADD (Mother's Against Drunk Driving) are partnering up with Archie Comics to teach children the dangers of drinking and driving. I, uh... Really? Do not get me wrong, I am all about teaching kids the dangers of drunk driving. But know your audience. I know that enough people read Archie Comics to keep them publishing, but are these the folks that we are worried about drinking and driving? I have to know. I need to know what this story line is. Does Jughead get loaded on his mom's wine coolers and try to go out for a burger? Does Mr.Weatherbee get loaded at the bar and drunk dial Miss Grundy? Does the above image get all naughty the night of prom and.... no, I said I would not mention three-ways. Too easy.
Where does this end? Are the Thundercats doing promos still talking about the dangers of peer preassure? Do the cast of Witches of Waverly Place do a special on the dangers of black tar heroin in 10 years when nobody remembers them? Does the cast Saved by the Bell get back together and tell you to stay in school?
|God, I hope so.|