|Just screams "Electra"|
Because we started with classic lit, let's hang out there for a bit. Who wants to see hunky werewolf boy Taylor Latner as The Man of La Mancha, Don Quixote? We can call it "El Dude from La Valley." Ooo, or how about Megan Fox as Anna Karenina, or shall we call it "Annie Karen"? Nope, I got it. Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical as the title character in "Madam Bovary: The Musical." Beware falling box office records, cause we gonna smash 'um.