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The Smithsonian Institution of American History added a few more robots to its collection this week. Among the additions was MARV (Mini Autonomous Robotic Vehicle), one of the smallest robots in the world. MARV joins other such classic robot conceptions as R2D2 and C3P0 also on display in the museum.
Aw, ain't the tiny robot cute as it putts around? Yeah, then it whips out a knife and starts cutting fools. I saw Transmorphers, I know what's up. The Smithsonian should be destroying these abominations, not putting them in one place so they can talk to each other. What fools these mortals be!
Next thing you know a government agency will be collecting virus's of extinct plagues... What the hell do you mean they do that?! We gotta talk to these crazy government people, man. That's messed up.