|Joey! Get that "Dick in a Box" video to the monitor! Now! Aw, not the jerks from iTunes, again...|
You like books on football? Try Friday Night Lights by H. G. Bissinger.
How about books about training blind horses to jump fences? Maybe try 636.1?
You like throwing yourself down flights of stairs while tying balloon figures that look like dead celebrities? I... um... ow... Physical memory dump. BSD error. Please call your system administrator.