The movie just came out and everybody's all, "Harry was great. Remember when Harry did this or Harry did that?" Everyone's talking in the past tense. WHY?! He's not dead, Harry's still alive, you guys! Stop acting like marrying a redhead is the end of your life.
I mean, as soon as the movie came out and the reviews started coming in, people were all like, "Harry made kids read. I'm gonna miss Harry." He's not dead! Stop talking like that! You guys are horrible. Nobody's talking about Ron or Herm... Hermy.... that girl like that. Harry is, like, the best and always will be the best and you people should all just start talking like he just woke up in that damn closet under the stairs and started getting goofy letters! Don't let go! Harry is inside you, he is NOT in the past and I will murder anyone with my Nimbus 2000 right up their ass if they say different.
Harry is in my heart. Harry is deep inside me. My dreams...
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