|James F Jackson, alleged douchebag|
A Glen Ellyn, IL man was charged with the theft of thousands of Lisle Public Library and other area library materials. James F. Jackson took the books, DVDs and other items, often researching their value before selling them online. No word on exactly how many materials he took.
Jackson was charged with theft over $300, theft of governmental property, and library theft. I did not even know that last one was a real crime. "Library theft?" I thought that was something douchbags, forgetful elderly, and stoned college students did. Does that mean I can start threatening people with this? "And if ya don't bring My Little Pony: The Movie back on time, I'm siccing Officer Roscoe on ya, little girl!"
Did ya ever thing you would read an article with a loser fat dude's picture and reference to the My Little Pony movie without feeling really sick inside? You're welcome.