Hey, remember when I looked into the future and foretold how money-hungry losers were gonna try to make a buck off 9/11? Enter Really Big Coloring Books Inc. with We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids’ Book of Freedom.
Here's what Stars and Stripes says is inside this pile of piled stuff:
The coloring book includes pages showing the smoking World Trade Center and mourning survivors. Page 19 depicts a Navy SEAL taking aim at Osama bin Laden, who is seen cowering behind a veiled woman as a bullet leaves the barrel of the SEAL’s rifle. Above the drawing is this message: “Children, the truth is, these terrorist acts were done by freedom-hating Islamic Muslim extremists. These crazy people hate the American way of life because we are FREE and our society is FREE.”
This sounds like something I would make up to scare my grandma into buying extra tickets for the school raffle. I feel like a part of me just died. The only comparison to my childhood would be Rocky IV ending communism with Rocky punching Drago's head off and peeing in the hole.
A coloring book should have Barney and colorful stuff in it, not hate-filled sadness. This does not make me want to scream "America, Fuck Yeah!" This makes me wanna cry a little for the sad bastards that made this.