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Christopher Anspach, 28, served 10 days in jail plus a fine for not returning library books from the Newton Public Library in Newton, Iowa. The gentleman was given multiple chances to return the books and other materials, worth around $770, before the police were contacted.
No update as to whether he was laughed at so hard by the other inmates that he was physically blasted from his cell by the force of sound alone and further charged with escaping from jail via being a dumbass. Return your damn library books, people!