An 86 year-old woman crashed her car into the Tiverton, RI library, wedging the car into a stairwell and trapping herself inside. Firefighters helped the woman free from the car and a wrecker pulled the car free. WHDH
This reminds me of the time a woman crashed into the Banned Library. There we were, right in the middle of Jeremy Von Breven's speech to the book club about how he continued fighting the Nazi's in Vietnam, when all of the sudden a blue Toyota came crashing through the back door. A woman popped out and started screaming something about pregnant cheerleaders when ole Jeremy,82, freaked right the hell out. See, it just so happened that the woman was naked from head to toe. The war veteran had an immediate flash back and ran, peeing himself. We found out later that while he was a war vet, he did little fighting after being nearly eaten to death by a tribe of cannibal Amazons. Turns out he made up most of his stories just to get out of the nursing home. The naked lady was taken home by the Bannville Police who reported to have had a very good time doing so.