|This guy did not start the fire|
A Columbia, MO man has been arrested regarding the Friday fire at the University of Missouri Ellis Library. The small fire was kept under control by sprinklers until firefighters could put it out with fire extinguishers. Here's my favorite part:
"Video images released yesterday show [Christopher] Kelley in the library at the time of the alleged incident, Weimer said. Several computer screens were damaged on the fourth floor and human feces was found on a table. Investigators believe Kelley acted alone." Columbia Tribune
"Human feces was found on a table." What kind of day was this guy having? I am racking my brain for a day in my life so bad that it could be summed up with the sentence: "...so I took a crap on a library table and decided to burn that mother down." Did he have some particularly strong coffee that morning and then decide to hide the evidence? I guess we may never know...