An outraged mother has created a Facebook page decrying Urban Outfitters new sexy Valentine books. She claims titles like "Position of the Day" are not appropriate for such a wonderful cultural establishment.
This is a problem facing the kids of today. I mean, the first time I walked into a Hot Topic and saw a pentagram on a t-shirt, I remember thinking, "There's no way the dark lord would agree to that." The plague of pushing your open values despite my religion without sacrificing a goat to He Who Shall Be Named If You Want To Live Through Armegeddon is sweeping the nation. I totally understand this woman not wanting an open discussion point with her children. I like to just stare awkwardly at the children I am sacrificing to the open, cold dark abyss instead of telling them the dangers of talking to strangers. I should start a Facebook page, too.