Jessie Oldman, 26, has set up shop running his legal practice from the Banned Library meeting rooms. Oldman follows in the family footsteps of Oldman lawyers, the most famous being Judge Ford Oldman, the presiding municipal judge in Banned County.
When asked why he chose the library, Jessie said "There's no place I would rather be. The public atmosphere is nice for drumming up business, there's free wifi and plenty of clients walking around. Plus, the rent's cheap for conference space. Everybody expected me to be downtown in Daddy's office, but it's controlled by spiders and there's just nothing you can do about office spiders. Take the Judge, he's been controlled by spiders for years. There's just nothing you can do about it. 'Cept maybe fire."
Judge Ford Oldman was contacted for comment on his grandson's motives. The judge made it clear to this publication that everyone should refrain from "setting Jesse off" until the authorities arrived. When asked about the spiders, Judge Oldman declined to comment.
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