a Little Banned Library, a construction bid has been accepted by the only local construction firm. The winning bid by Bannville Kickass Construction Firm was detailed as follows:
"Well, we build birdhouses all the time, sometimes out of gourds and stuff. We figure this would be the case, just a couple of bucks worth of wood, put in a door where that little hole usually goes with some brass hinges or whatever. Fred's got a daughter that's hell with some glitter and finger paints, so this thing's gonna look sweet."
Evan Banned, the Banned Library director, could not be reached for comment as he fell off the library roof attempting to put sheeting to cover a roof leak. Banned is doing fine after being released from the hospital, suffering only injuries to his back and spine.
Construction is set to begin next week on the Little Banned Library.
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