You know who's probably pissed about this the most: the cast of the Jersey Shore. From Snooki's A Shore Thing to The Rules According to JWOWW, these people have been waiting up for days for the news. But, dude, you say, those are not fiction. The very fact that we are supposed to believe that these people sat down to write a book is all the fiction the Pulitzer Board should need.
Quick, somebody tell me what last years book was without looking it up. You probably ordered it, looked at it, held it in your hand, maybe made a display. Hell, some of you probably even read it. Off the top of your head, right now, can you name it?