Police are asking anyone with information on Paul M Denopolis to please contact the Bannville Police Department and Bowling Center.
Denopolis, 66, is sought for questioning for downloading nearly 100 gigabytes of Paula Deen recipes from Banned Library computers. Librarians noticed the large spike in bandwidth over the last week and tracked it down to computers Denopolis had used. Technical support is baffled at how much information is available on the celebrity chef and attribute it to large amounts of hot air in the server.
“While not a criminal matter, the detectives in charge of the case are anticipating a civil matter and not taking any chances,” Police Chief Mark Pennington said, “We expect this matter to resolve itself any day now.”
Contact was attempted with celebrity chef Paula Deen about the matter, but we got tired and simply asked a stick of butter. The butter had nothing to say.
The Bannville Police are offering a reward of 3 free frames for any information.
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