Don't look at me like that. I bet someone out there looked at their computer screen sideways for a second and wondered what the hell I was talking about. "Ain't no voting yet, just the judges. Shit, I know when Simon Belmont and [whatever popstar] pick who's gonna start with the singing and such. Then the Ryan Secrets is gonna tell me, 'hey, y'all call in.' And you bet your ass I will."
To the person who thought all that and made it this far: May God and the Spaghetti Monster have mercy on your soul.
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Voting is one of our most precious rights and most important responsibilities. The electoral process gives every citizen a voice in the conduct of our government. Sadly, according to the Bexar County Elections Department, in the 2008 general election ...