After their 42-inch television was stolen, Madison County Library employees cannot fathom why anyone would want to take the relic.
Seriously, why would anyone bother to take such a bygone item of technology? What's next, a rash of iPhone 4 thefts? That television must date back to the middle of Obama's administration it is so old. That television is so old (how old was it?) they could have watched the last episode of House on it. Just wow, why would that happen?