Mt. Lebanon won't let naked ladies in their library. It's about art, don't get excited.
Some folks got hitched in Washington's Everett Public Library because nothing says love like a homeless guy violating a copy of Cosmo.
A San Francisco law library, or The San Francisco Law Library, who can tell, is suing for space. Seems they do not understand nobody gives a crap about law in California.
The Keeneland Library bought the Thoroughbred Times, a library of horse stuff? I dunno, I stopped reading after a bit. But horseys!
A former librarian of the Dubois Branch Library of the Fremont County Library System is suing to get her job back after being fired for using funds bad. Or something. It all seems fishy and you know what we do with fish? Throw em back. Second chances.
Hawaii State Public Library was shut down Tuesday and is now back up again! Cause that's what you do in Hawaii. Check the library website. Seems wrong somehow.
The Basalt Public Library began a new program where they will give you seeds with a new library card and you go grow stuff and bring new seeds back. What is this? Some kind of hippie metaphor about growing stuff in the community? It's bullshit is what it is. Only thing that should be growing in a library is the shrubs outside. Maybe a tree. Not damn metaphors about the nature of a library in society, spreading seeds of knowledge so that others may grow and learn and contribute back in some meaningful way. Fuckin hippies.