The Jersey City Free Public Library main branch has electrical problems and will remained closed. Sorry hobos who need to recharge your kindles, dat ain’t ahappenin today.
The Milwaukee County Library has released a new app! As you know, Milwaukee has had its share of apps. It's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good app."
University of Utah’s old ass-tronomy books delight dozens! One lady even smells one. Kinda weird. But cool! But the smelling is odd.
Amazon and publishers face another ebook monopoly lawsuit. Did somebody publish some slash fiction of that monocle guy from the game banging the new cat or something?
Somebody noticed that the Library of Congress preserves awesome things. “Oh, shit, we almost forgot about all that stuff that was awesome. Let’s knock down that building to build another one to keep more stuff in!”
Lower Saucon, a township in who gives a damn, is poised between choosing the Bethlehem Area Public LIbrary and the Hellertown Area Library. This is a literal Biblical Vs Hell decision.
The Toledo-Lucas County Public Library got a bunch of old shit from the 1930s after somebody popped open a “time capsule,” AKA “picked up grandma’s house.”
The USPS is throwing away Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library books. Learn how to send posts, you bastards.
The USC Libraries and the Marshall School of Business are gonna teach you folks how to be library managers, y’all. With a degree and shit.