The Kansas State library wants to remind you they still exist. And you can call them. For like, 40 years with just any old legislative question. Any ole time. Little Ringy Dingy. Gosh, Kansas State Library, that’s what I have a mother for.
The movie “Zero Dark Thirty” is officially banned in Pakistan. That’s gonna fuck up some Oscar polls.
St. Louis Library is “inadequate.” Also, the Arch is “too tall” and the mayoral home is “stinky.”
Tampa is celebrating the Harlem Public Library, the only library open to blacks during segregation. Why would they just do that... Oh, shit. Happy Black History Month, everybody!
Apparently, ACT Prep is a highlight of the Gates Mills Library, just beating out betting on how many red heads they will see that day.
Somebody’s selling a collection of Ian Fleming’s stuff. I’d be pissed if I were him.
Safety issues once again raised after a girl was assaulted at the Enumclaw Library by a convicted sex offender. Not sure about everyone else out there, but maybe we should take away the sex offender’s library cards.
Wildly creepy and fucking dumb guy arrested at the South Haven Public Library for sexting a 13 year old. What the retarded is up with some people?
A lady who allegedly stole from the Kinsman Library where she worked went to court today. No joke, just wanted you guys to know that every type of crime is being committed in a library today.