Millions of books were tracked in A. R. programs over the last year. If Goodreads jumped on this shit, they could blow the doors off that new “Bookish” bullshit.
The Canton Public Library got some new sex dungeons... I mean study rooms, bringing it total up to nine.
Columbus Metropolitan Library now offers online flicks. Can we please stop using the “f” word? I always read it wrong leading to comical misunderstandings.
The Carbondale Library now has a senior coffee club for you kids that want to get grandpa out of the house and back on the prowl for somebody’s Ill Na-na, and I do mean a sick grandmother.
Some lady allegedly stole more than $25,000 from the Pickerington Public Library while an employee there and not so allegedly is going to jail. Somebody ask me her name. Com’on, ask. It’s Howdyshell. Dorothy Howdyshell. Before you commit theft, make sure you do not sound like you should be running down the yellow brick road in the Mushroom Kingdom.
The Rosenberg Library in Galveston, TX showed the world how often it cleans out its attic when it found a carriage up there from the 1800s. The carriage was found in pieces and is thought to be old.
The Western Dakota Technical Institute may start charging students an annual $75 fee to check out books and other items from the library. The school states this fee is to cause students to WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE THEY ARE GOING TO THE WESTERN DAKOTA TECHNICAL INSTITUTE. I’m just joking, I am sure it is a fine school to get a degree in legal aid-itude.
The Brunswick-Glynn County Library sale turned up a bunch of valuable items this past week, including a first edition “How the Grinch Who Stole Christmas.” I’ve got nothing for this, just kept seeing it over and over.
The Westport Public Library had a Gatsby-themed jazz party. And they had booze. The Eastport Public Library fucking hated it.
The Lawrence Public Library is so lazy that instead of calling a tree removal service, they want artists to “decorate” the trees. You can just throw that stuff away, fellas. Com’on. Oooo, or burn’um. Nothing says library fun like a good old fashioned bonfire.
Bring grandma down to the Ford Bend County Library next sometime to learn all about Pinterest!
I wonder what it is like to be the library where that child porn suspect was caught. Metropolitan Community College? Wanna take this one?
Nobody knows why the librarian was suddenly fired from the Rochambeau Library. Well, maybe The Shadow, but he’s been dead for like, 60 years. Also, “rochambeau” may be my new favorite word. It’s like a French Rambo, or Rambeaux.