White House disagrees with Librarian of Congress over phone unlocking issue. A man in Kentucky put down a Cheeto for a moment to tilt his head and give a shit. Then he ate the Cheeto.
The Rare Book and Manuscript Library at Columbia has acquired the entire archive of the comic “Elfquest,” making it the first library ever to be voted “Library Least Likely to Get Laid.”
The Mt. Holly community has banded together to save their library from closure. If only they had done so when picking a name for their community. Sounds like a sorority game.
The new librarian at the Appomattox library found his passion for books in college, but he was born with his passion for those little fire cracker things you throw and they go pop. Just loves the hell outta those.
The Ferndale Library will host a book inspired art exhibit because that’s not stereotypical library shit. Think out of the box, Ferndale. Maybe dragon inspired art, next time? Or draco-sexual inspired art to include everybody? They can get married now, you know.
The Vallejo JFK library is SHIFTING services to one floor. Not “shitting.” Stop giggling. S’not funny.
The Bound Brook Library is offering free antique appraisal this Saturday. The S&M Creek Library is offering free fines for food. The Spank Me Harder Big River Library is offering “How to Name Your Town Something Awesome” lessons. Sign up today.
Everybody take a look at the new Seattle Public Library’s cards! If you collect the whole set, you get to check out free books!