The West Springfield Library is getting its patrons boozed up on wine before taking them to the back room for a little bare knuckle boxing, if you know what I mean. Or they could just be having a wine tasting. You decide.
Article announces Mid-Continent Library helping small children create crude markings with their fingers on paper in an effort to raise the spirit of artist Pablo Picasso from the dead!
A man urinated and then vomited in the Coralville Public Library. Or did he vomit THEN urinate. I can never keep the two straight.
Speaking of vomit and urine, Yale University’s University Librarian Susan Gibbons is doing a great job. Good on ya, Gibbons!
Stamford, Vermont met and voted on lunches and the town library’s budget. Then they started explaining things and I got really confused. Here’s a quote: "When the school's using the library, the door to the outside locks so nobody can come into the school. When the school's not using the library ... it will be open to the public.” What the hell kinda show are they running in Vermont?
The public library in Salem, Missouri had to be told to stop blocking websites that contained witchcraft. The ACLU kindly reminded the library that we were indeed in the year 2013 and they giant pile of rocks they kept for “judgement” was out of line as well.
USA Today got bored and wrote about all the “weird” things libraries check out. Next week they are gonna go into all the “shocking” things that can be found in your grocer’s freezer. Squid?! I know...