Computer thief in the Newton library will punch a fool trying to get his/her stuff back.
Newspaper reports a “mountain of donated books” in need of sorting at the Paterson library. That’s just a shitload of books, folks. What would you name your library mountain? Mine’s “Mt. Mountainberg.”
Northland Public Library has lending vending machines! GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN, YOUR DEVIL WAYS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. Also, it’s not a “vending” machine if nothing is being sold, assholes. Words, not just for fucking around.
The Vatican Library contains approximately 2.8 petabytes of information and counting, claims whoever is in charge of that shit. That’s a lot of free space for a lot of made up shit. Religion, it’s not just for burning witches.
Unlike the Vatican, each flight of a Boeing 787 produces 500 gigabytes of USEFUL information. Except the part where the pilot is praying that he is not too drunk to fly “this time.”
Comixology is now the first to be recognized by me as allowing self-published comic books. This is important for all those lazy assholes who couldn’t grasp the concept of “web comics.”
Sproutkin is pushing children’s books by equating their service with Netflix. Listen, if Superman had wanted your kids to read, he wouldn’t have invented television and the real Netflix, okay?