The Mary Couts Burnett Library on the Texas Christian University campus is about to move 800,000 materials to make room for new "study space." The "study space" will be a "space" for "students" to "study." Wink.
The materials will not be removed, only relocated, Library Dean June Koelker reportedly told reporters cause that's how you talk to those people. The wording of this smacks with the idea that they are being "removed" after they have been "relocated," possibly after being told they are going to become made men.
I learned that one from the classic librarian training film Goodlibrarians. See, in that movie, Joe Pesci's character, Joe Pescison, is all kinda crazy, running around checking books out to anybody, so the librarians tell him he's gonna get tenure. Then when they take him to the book warehouse where he's gonna become a made librarian, pre-spoiler alert, boom, they stamp him in the fucking head and he dies, post spoiler alert.
That's whats gonna happen to these books. They're gonna Joe Pesci them after they get them out of the library.