The Syracuse University iSchool will recieve $7,000,000 (that's million) from the estate of a librarian who graduated from the library school in 1939. One million will be set aside for an endowment fund that helps fund computers and tech shit. Which just goes to show you, if you live long enough even a librarian can store up some pocket change.
Jokes aside, what would you do with $7,000,000, even if you did have to set aside one million for dumb scholarships?
Jokes back on side, I would just burn, like, $10,000. Just set that shit on fire at the circ desk and laugh maniacally screaming "where is your T1 connection now, Gerald?" as the IT guy looks on, tears streaming down his cheeks as he watches the funds for his new computer lab go up in black and green smoke.
Last time that sumbitch laughs when I ask how to create a signature in Outlook.
Might even get the money in Chinese Renminbi. Guy talks about going there so much, let him watch it burn.
Fuck you, Gerald.