Handsome dude and all around soccerball player David Beckham told the press he will be signing his new picture ebook over the social network twitter. The all digital event will be held online, with people staring at random pictures of the man while he types away from a gold helicopter high above the earth on the way to his sky mansion.
To paraphrase the soccerball star, "DAVID BECKHAM WRITE BOOK WITH CAMERA PICTURES OF DAVID BECKHAM. NOW DAVID BECKHAM MAKE TYPE ON FACEBOOK WITH SMELLY PEOPLE NOT AT FACE. DAVID BECKHAM LIKE CHEESE AND TOAST TOGETHER. SOMEONE GET DAVID BECKHAM CHEESY TOAST."
This event marks a milestone in the digital culture, the first time a celebrity will not even try to give a shit about their fans on a medium. Way above and beyond a Reddit AMA, this exposes a celebrity to his/her fans from the comfort of their own fort while giving the impression that they care. A truly amazing world we live in.