This goes into the "Wish I Was Making This Up" Bucket if only because I just love it so much.
Jory Enck (god, that name, I wish I had thought of that name) checked out a GED study guide in 2010 and never returned it, resulting his arrest after ignoring attempts by the library to contact him. Not by the library police, either. By the real damn cops. Seems the City of Copperas Cove passed an ordinance saying that people who did not return library books go to jail, are booked, and released with at $200 fine. So... yeah. That's how you get shit back, I guess.
And yes, there is a "Wish I Was Making This Up" Bucket List. Cause you were thinking it.