Sit down and pull up a log to the camp fire, because the story coming out of New Bedford is a doozy. It seems that dead men are checking out library books. In an attempt to cover up what is obviously zombie activity, an administrator and a library empolyee have been placed on paid leave while an investigation occurs.
An investigation?! The damn dead are walking among us and for some reason they want books. What could be worse? Oh, I'll tell you what's worse... THEY AREN'T BRINGING THE BOOKS BACK. The fines have just been racking up as items keep being checked out. Diabolical sons of bitches, the horde of evil dead. Does the pit of darkness they call souls know no bounds?
What I cannot understand, what breaks my brain into separate pieces of who's and how's, is that the library staff cannot tell the difference between a zombie and a normal patron. Did they not have the training? Even down in Mississippi, we received training in identifying zombies and other walking dead such as vampires, as well as aliens, werewolves, mummies, ninjas, succubi, inccubi, pod people, congressmen, and your various species of Pokemon.
We just hope that this problem is not ignored, and that the citizens of New Bedford rise up and stop this menace before it gets out of hand.