A man stands accused of grabbing a woman's ass in the Pollard Memorial Library on Wednesday, facing charges of assault and threats. The Lowell man, 22-year-old Cornelius Moore, allegedly played the game of pin the tail on the woman on Wednesday.
Focusing on a few aspects of this story really takes away from the fact that the gestalt premise of grabbing someone's ass in a library. Was this his purpose for Wednesday? Did he wake up and think, "hmmm, where can I get me a handful of ass?" and just picked the library? Is the library known for choice ass if that is the case? From my experience, sometimes, I guess, but I have not really thought about it that hard. And that's the other side of the coin. What if this was an unplanned ass grabbing? What if the opportunity presented itself, the ass was just there for the grabbing, and boom goes the dynamite a handful of ass is for the taking.
I do not like people sometimes.