For the 47th year in a row, the Kaltreider-Benfer Library in Red Lion has beat the Hillsborough Public Library in the annual "Whose Library Is Older?" contest. The Red Lion library celebrates its 50th anniversary, dominating by three years over the Hillsborough library. While the men and women who run each institution may have changed, the competition is fierce.
"Where the hell is Red Lion?" a staff member at Hillsborough reportedly said, "Seriously, I don't understand what you are saying to me. Do you need help?"
When showed the statistics, a Red Lion employee allegedly said, "Yeah, I guess we are older. Where's Hillsborough again? And I'm sorry to repeat myself, but you can't eat that in here."
An undocumented source later told this library reporter, "Shit yeah, this building old as shit. Way cooler than any thing they got over in that other town that you said. Can I get that sandwich now?"
When asked for comment, the other library declined to answer.