The city of Rochester is well on its way to becoming more like the utopia center of culture and enlightenment, San Angeles, as brought to the world by the blockbuster Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock romantic comedy Demolition Man. The first step in the city's plan has been enacted as it banned smoking in public venues, allegedly a health issue, and e-smoking (smoking of ecigarettes) because ecigarettes cause "people to wonder, 'what is it?"
If the city stays on track with the film, salt and other unhealthy foods will be off the menu to keep the public healthy, poor people will be living in the sewers because ew poor people, Taco Bell will be the official Rochester food because its not proven to be unhealthy or food, and the police department will freeze undesirable people so the world will be full of joy-joy feelings with nothing bad.
Except determined people who like to sexually assault people in libraries. But we freeze them!.