Amazon has opened an Austrailan Amazon Kindle Store. The content and prices of the store have an Austrailian bent, featuring Austrailan authors and Australian dollars and Austrailian people doing Austrailian things the goddamn Australian way. Austrailia, Eff Yeah!
There. I think I have appeased my Austrailian audiance with the most uses of Austrailian ever on this blog.
Austrailia, Down Under Awesome with a Zesty Hint of Paprika.
Now I am just coming up with menu items for a local restaurant that names it's dishes after countries.
The Austrailian Puffer Fish because it might murder you.
I don't know what that is, but I believe it to be true.
I love you, you upside down bastards. Buy my books on Kindle with your Australian Dollars.