Hey, you! Yeah, you, the sailor on shore leave that came home expecting a hero's welcome but only too late found out your sister's pregnant and your alcoholic brother fell ass backwards into millions of dollars. Feeling shitty this Thanksgiving week? WELL DON'T.
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Wow... Um, I'm sorry. I feel this took a turn. Thank you for supporting the Banned Library and I hope you are full of turkey and friendships and family stuffing.
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