A former library assistant in Lowell, Mass. has filed a complaint with the state against the library allegedly because she was fired for being friends with another library employee who also filed a discrimination complaint. If this is true, this makes the Lowell library the dumbest group of dummies ever to be that close to books. If this is not true, this makes this whole incident the silliest thing since a high school dance where everyone went with the other persons date and all wore the same dress and somebody drunkenly vomited in the punch bowl. Not it.