I can't make this up and am forcing myself to not make voodoo jokes. The Taunton Public Library in Massachusetts opened one day this week to the smell of fish and chicken feet. The items were tossed on the front steps and in the drop box. According to the staff, several books had to be thrown out due to the smell.
One could hope a couple of kids were just sitting around their house with extra fish and a few footless chickens and thought, "Hey, we should feed the library." Can't say I would turn down the notion of a free lunch and everyone has their own interpretation of what constitutes a balanced diet, so I'm going with hillbilly gives free lunches to library. That idea is much more appreciated than someone who thought this was funny (which it kinda is cause gross) or malicious (which is just dumb cause whaaaa?).