J K Rowling kicked the dirt on the Harry Potter experience website Pottermore with a 2,400 history of the fake wizard sport Quidditch. Is "fake wizard" redundant? Anyway, the wizard sport is a big part of the books with the main character Potter being a crazy good jock between savings of the world. The "History of the Quidditch Cup" will be published in two parts, the first part going up a week before the second and containing more information about a fake thing than you ever needed to know. Let's hope college students across the nation that run around with brooms between their legs and yell at me for "spying on their practice" with my anti-wizard camera phone get something special out of this.
Also, I just wanted you to know that "Quidditch" just made my spell check threaten me with bodily harm. Fuck that word.