The Coos Bay Public Library is sinking. The library, built on pylons in soft, muddy ground, recently added an extension. When structural analysis was preformed, the structural analysis guys told the library that all is well except for that whole sinking thing caused by all the weight. While the library is fine now, future problems may occur as the library sinks into the ground.
They then started giggling and saying the word "coos" over and over again. When asked what should be done about the whole damn building slowly being swallowed by the godless earth giant that is "Coos Bay," the structural guys said the only thing that could be done would be to bring in James Cameron and do the slowest reenactment of Titanic ever. They then laughed their asses off, pointing and saying the word "coos" some more.