How to do library curbside service during the coronavirus pandemic with style and safety including tips on barricading and stocking up on supplies.
In this six part lesson, library administrators will tell you what to do when you feel ill and the sky burns bright with armageddon, but damn it all if Ms. Mabel needs that new James Patterson novel.
"If that thing rolls off the table, we're all dead," the soldier said to the librarians.
Everything smells like a barbeque at that uncle's house, the one that also knows exactly how much tannerite costs with tax down at the Guns and Go.
The library sits atop a battleground of old dead things whose bones were covered first by lava, then by sand and water, and finally by a building where people complain about Dan Brown.
Elder being Nyarlethotep came to the library this weekend to see how curbside delivery works.
People do not know what they need but will scream at you to give them what they want.
A family of redneck clowns will invade your dreams tonight, courtesy of the library, because the pandemic has not caused enough stress.
Circulation librarian Brenda discovered this week murder hornets have made a nest in the library book drop and demanded Season 3 of Game of Thrones.
One branch library is testing a new "book launcher" to give patrons safe access to library materials.
With a crisp soundtrack, gorgeous visuals, and moving coming of age story, Bambi kicks ass.
Disney's Dumbo's got big ears and big problems that he overcomes with booze and false hope
A studio tour goes horribly wrong and exposes the weird goings on behind the scenes of the Disney animation… plus there's some cartoons.
Fantasia weaves a wonderful dream that might just put you to sleep.
We dig into the 80 year old Pinocchio and ask if Geppetto is a bad dad, how the world works, and if the Blue Fairy can get it.
Snow White was killed by the Huntsman and the rest of the movie is a dying dream of hers.
Double tap and run run run to see this one.
Sometimes you need a nap before you fight not-vampires.
Library’s closed. Fuck off.