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first edition book cover, "Swag" in green smoke coming from the barrel of a gun

Credit: first eiditon, Delacorte Press

Elmore Leonard Book Club: Swag (1976)

Swag, published in 1976 by Delacorte Press, begins the modern version of Leonard's bibliography. Before now, he'd written westerns and a few crime novels (I've been reading them the last few years). Swag has the same dark story of criminals doing crime and the police trying to catch them, but adds in a ton more levity and fun to the criminal acts. It's a fast read at around 225-250 pages depending on the edition, but it may take longer as everyone around you will ask what you are laughing at.

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PostedSeptember 9, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsSwag, 1976, Elmore Leonard
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movie poster for Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma featuring two lead actors covered in blood

Credit: Mubi

Movie Review: Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

I've made it a personal mission to never meet my heroes. The few times I have have been awkward as hell, from musicians to artists to comedians except the very rare times I never realized who I was talking to. In Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, a filmmaker gets to meet their hero and it goes pretty well, all things considered.

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PostedSeptember 6, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsTeenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, 2026, Jane Schoenbrun, Hannah Einbinder, Gillian Anderson, Kevin McDonald
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credit: Roadside Attractions and Saban Films

Movie Review: Buddy (2026) loves your insides

By the time Barney the dinosaur rose to prominence, I was well into lighting fires in the back yard and wondering why Kelly Jo Cochrane looked so good in her bathing suit. The dancing purple love machine was more the target of playground mocking than anything of substance. Buddy targets that mocking and asks the question "what if that mascot was a petty elder god bent on selfish destruction?"

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PostedSeptember 5, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsCasper Kelly, Buddy, 2026, Jamie King, Cristin Milioti, Delaney Quinn, Topher Grace
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theatrical poster for finding emily

credit: Universal Pictures

Movie Review: Finding Emily (2026) finds a heart

I went to the theater and paid good money to watch people fall in love and, dammit, that's what I got. Finding Emily is a generic title for a right down the middle romcom in the style of She's All That if it was mixed with Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist with a strange dash of PCU. Charming, funny, and overall a fun watch.

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PostedSeptember 4, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsAlicia MacDonald, Rachel Hirons, Spike Fearn, Angourie Rice, Cora Kirk
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cover of Adam Cesare's book Clown in a Cornfield 4 with a clown mask surrounded by popcorn

credit HarperTeen

Book Review: Clown in a Cornfield 4: Lights! Camera! Frendo! by Adam Cesare

n this installment in the cornfield stalking murder clown series, our heroes Jerri, Cole, and Rust are putting on a movie about the tragic events of the first book. The one where all their friends died. Series protagonist Quinn is absent, presumed dead, so we add in Sabrina as the actress attempting to embody Quinn on screen and later during the murder spree. Add in the movie's cast of clown-food it's all Murder! Corn! and Action! as trauma and healing meet chainsaws and flamethrowers.

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PostedSeptember 3, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsClown in a Cornfield, Adam Cesare
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It End 2026 movie poster

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Movie Review: It Ends (2025)

Stop me if you heard this one. A group of folks go off into the woods and find themselves lost in an existential horror. There's no hobbits or Blair Witches though, just a Jeep Cherrokee and a bunch of screaming people running out of the trees. What the movie lacks in originality it makes up for in acting and directing cause otherwise it would have been boring as shit.

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PostedAugust 21, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsIt Ends, 2025, Alex Ullom, Mitchell Cole, Akira Jackson, Noah Toth, Phinehas Yoon
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By May be found at the following website: Vital Thrills, Fair use, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=82789334

The End of Oak Street (2026)

Hell yeah we're gonna start with a dysfunctional family at a block party. Then a laser light show minus Pink Floyd comes along and dumps the neighborhood into a better Jurassic World sequel than the ones we got. These dinosaurs came to chew Bubblegum and kick ass, and only one cat in the neighborhood was named Bubblegum.

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PostedAugust 18, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsEnd of Oak Street, David Robert Mitchell, Anne Hathaway, Ewan McGregor, Maisy Stella, Christian Convery
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sunrise over Lake Lugano

Stories from Italy

Over the last week I have been traveling around Italy, from Rome to Milan and up a bit into Switzerland's Lake Lugano. My god how easy it is to get around and how helpful and well dressed everyone seems to be. Of course, this close to the Assumption of Mary, most everyone was taking a vacation. Rome and Milan especially were full of empty shops and closed shutters as everyone ran from the heat of the city.

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PostedAugust 17, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly, Reviews
TagsItaly, Bone Church, Last Supper, White Rose, Black Company, Glen Cook, Adventures of Pricilla, Queen of the Desert, Devil Wears Prada 2, Is This Thing O, Will Arnett, Eve's Bayou, Raya and the Last Dragon, Speed Racer
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Movie Review: Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)

It's refreshing to see a beefy man going through puberty on the big screen. I have not seen such a thing since Jeff Goldblum started spitting on his food in The Fly. At least ole Spider-Man has the comforting presence of a soldier with PTSD to help him fight off a teenage telepath and a green hurricane of violence. Truly a brand new day for everyone involved.

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PostedAugust 6, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsSpider-Man, 2026, Destin Daniel Cretton, Tom Holland, Zendaya, Sadie Sink, Jon Bernthal
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Movie Review: Motor City (2026)

The Count of Monte Cristo can suck a chrome bumper next to Motor City, the new near-silent movie from director Potsy Ponciroli about a man framed for a crime and fights tooth and nail to get his fiance back. It's all 70's style and music with Reacher star Alan Ritchson sporting several shaggy wigs before cutting down those locks to murder fools with shotgun shells full of loose change and an engagement ring. Hell hath no fury like a motherf**ker with nothing to lose.

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PostedAugust 1, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsMotor City, Potsy Ponciroli, Alan Ritchson, Ben Foster, Shailene Woodley
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Movie Review: I Want Your Sex (2026)

A body face-down in a pool is cinematic language for "I've seen old movies, too." To open your movie that way and have your Norma Desmond bare ass is a bold statement, especially when you have no intention of paying that shit off.

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PostedJuly 31, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsI Want Your Sex, 2026, Gregg Araki, Olivia Wilde, Cooper Hoffman, Chase Sui Wonders
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movie poster for The Odyssey (2026)

We talk The Odyssey and it's a Buck Moon

Boat trip! Follow Odysseus and his crew of fuckwits as they wander around the Mediterranean for a bit meeting interesting people and dying in gruesome ways while back home a bunch of guys are eating Odysseus's food, trying to marry his wife, and plotting to kill his kid. This movie has everything including ear splitting rumbling sounds that will make you wonder "what did he say?"

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PostedJuly 27, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews, Weekly
TagsBuck Moon, Odyssey, Christopher Nolan, Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway
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We're deep into Summer Reading, punks

The library is in the middle of Summer Reading and reviewing movies like The Furious!

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PostedJuly 6, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews, Weekly
TagsWe're No Angels, The Furious, Kenji Tanigaki, Xie Miao, Joe Taslim, Yang Enyou, The Game, Equalizer 2, Get Shorty
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The Last Dragon and Let's Pretend with story time and snacks

This week we review a great book about depression and a life growing up with wild animals as well as finding out who's the master and if virtual storytime will be a thing.

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PostedJune 1, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews, Weekly
TagsJenny Lawson, Marvel Comics, Last Dragon, Michael Schultz, Louis Venosta, Taimak, Vanity, Christopher Murney
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Sometimes the library reads mystery novels and watches stupid 90s action movies

The library talks The Hollow Man, Under Siege, and catches everyone up on what’s going on behind the stacks.

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PostedMay 18, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly, Reviews
TagsOld Man and the Gun, David Lowery, Robert Redford, Casey Affleck, Sissy Spacek, Under Siege, Andrew Davis, J F Lawson, Steven Seagal, Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Busey, Playdate, Luke Greenfield, Neil Godman, Alan Ritchson, Kevin James, Banks Pierce, Hollow Man, Three Coffins, John Dickson CArr
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The library bookstore does not give returns unless you don't want your money back.

This week the library talks about some movies we watched including Hokum, Mortal Kombat II, and Sheep Detectives and thinks about the nature of death and parking issues.

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PostedMay 11, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesWeekly, Reviews
TagsHokum, Damien McCarthy, Adam Scott, Peter Coonan, David Wilmot, Mission Impossible Final Reckoning, Mission Impossible, Christopher McQuarrie, Erik Jendresen, Tom Cruise, Haley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Ted Turner, Mortal Kombat, Simon McQuoid, Jeremy Slater, Karl Urban, Adeline Rudolph, Jessica McNamee, Beyond the Stars, David Saperstein, Martin Sheen, Christian Slater, Sharon Stone, Sheep Detectives, Kyle Balda, Craig Maison, Hugh Jackman, Emma Thompson, Nicholas Braun
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I Come in Peace (1990) to the Library

The librarian stops Penny Man from doing coke in the library and talks about the movie I Come in Peace

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PostedFebruary 2, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews, Weekly
Tagsi come in peace, Dolph Lundgren, Brian Benben, 1990
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Send Help to the Library

Ever wanted to know what it would look like to see a mean girl mommy-domm a tech bro on a deserted island on the big screen? Look no further, because Send Help from director Sam Raimi and starring Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien will scratch that itch and more. Inside this morally complex tale for adults Raimi includes some wild violence and humor to keep the kids entertained. It's great.

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PostedJanuary 26, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsSend Help, 2026, Sam Raimi, Rachel McAdams, Dylan O'Brien
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At the library We Bury The Dead (2025)

In this dull little anti-zombie tale, we have a woman making her way across Tasmania to find her husband while some of the dead are up and walking around. Why are some of them walking around? Who the fuck knows. All we do know is that drama follows.

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PostedJanuary 19, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews, Weekly
TagsWe Bury the Dead, Daisy Ridley, Zak Hilditch
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Don't Let Primate (2025) in the Library

A little critter went tearing around the library screaming its damn head off while the handler ignored it because checking Instagram stories was more important. I asked the handler to get ahold of the critter, but she said "he's all right. Just got that cake in him."

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PostedJanuary 12, 2026
AuthorBanned Library
CategoriesReviews
TagsPrimate, 2025
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