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The Wolf and the Lion, Game of Thrones Season 1, Episode 5

March 01, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

King's are made and broken and we learn that power is super fluid.

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March 01, 2018 /Banned Library
Game of Thrones, Sean Bean, Brian Kirk, David Benioff, D B Weiss, Mark Addy, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
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Pitch Perfect 2 (2015) can teach you a good lesson about telling other people to stuff it

February 25, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

The bad ladies of accapella are back and we all understand how it is to be embarrassed, right?

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February 25, 2018 /Banned Library
Pitch Perfect, Pitch Perfect 2, Comedy, Music, Elizabeth Banks, Kay Cannon, Mickey Rapkin, Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Hailee Steinfeld
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Review: Pitch Perfect (2012) hits all the right beats because you deserved that pun

February 24, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

You know if you like this or not so just go watch it.

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February 24, 2018 /Banned Library
Pitch Perfect, Comedy, Music, Romance, Jason Moore, Kay Cannon, Mickey Rapkin, Anna Kendrick, Brittany Snow, Rebel Wilson
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Review: Limehouse Golem (2016) wanted to be Jack the Ripper without having to deal with 'facts' or 'history'

February 24, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

When you can't get Jack the Ripper, get this guy.

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February 24, 2018 /Banned Library
Limehouse Golem, Horror, Mystery, Thriller, 2016, Juan Carlos Medina, Jane Goldman, Peter Ackroyd, Douglas Booth, Olivia Cooke, Sam Reid, Bill Nighy
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Review: Black Swan (2010) proves that ballet is brutal as hell on your feet

February 23, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

The ballet ain't never been more crazy. But as long as you're talented, it's a thell of a good time.

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February 23, 2018 /Banned Library
Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky, Mark Heyman, Drama, Thriller, Andres Heinz, Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Vincent Cassel
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Review: Game of Thrones Season 1, Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things sets up more than it can chew

February 22, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Ned's bumbles, Jon meets Sam, Dany beats some asshole, and Catelyn and Tyrion meet up!

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February 22, 2018 /Banned Library
Game of Thrones, Brian Kirk, David Benioff, D.B. Weiss, Sean Bean, Mark Addy, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
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Review: Adaptation (2002) is a review about a writer trying to think about writing a review to a movie adapting

February 21, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

RIP Jerry, Johnny, and Francis.

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February 21, 2018 /Banned Library
Adaptation, Comedy, Drama, Spike Jonze, Susan Orlean, Charlie Kaufman, Nicolas Cage, Meryl Streep, Chris Cooper
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Review: Ritual (2017) is what happens when you tell Nordic people about the Blair Witch

February 20, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Walking in the woods has never been so no. But yes, see it.

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February 20, 2018 /Banned Library
Ritual, Horror, David Bruckner, Joe Barton, Adam Nevill, Rafe Spall, Arsher Ali, Robert James-Collier
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Review: Lost Boy by Christina Henry creates the evil Peter Pan that's not in the White House

February 19, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

When you want to retell a classic story, make the villain the good guy and prove the hero was always a jerk. 

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February 19, 2018 /Banned Library
Lost Boy, Captain Hook, Peter Pan, Christina Henry, Fantasy, Horror, Retelling
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Review: Black Panther (2018) is a standard Marvel movie that's filled with message

February 19, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Because Marvel! But it's also a super good movie with a complex bit of messages that snore Shit blows up real good.

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February 19, 2018 /Banned Library
Black Panther, Marvel, 2018, Ryan Coogler, Joe Robert Cole, Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Lupita Nyong'o
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Review: Altered Carbon by Richard K. Morgan and why you should just watch the Netflix show unless you have a paper route

February 17, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews, Fiction

When you can live forever by switching bodies, just sex and kill everything as much as you can. I think that's the point.

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February 17, 2018 /Banned Library
Altered Carbon, Richard K Morgan
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Review: Miller's Crossing (1990) somehow holds up despite being made by directors with a great track record

February 16, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

I don't have a lot to say when they're this good.

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February 16, 2018 /Banned Library
Miller's Crossing, Coen Brothers, Crime, Thriller, Joel Coen, Ethan Coen, Drama, Gabriel Byrne, Albert Finney, John Turturro
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Review: Even This I Get to Experience by Norman Lear is a memoir of an old white guy who did some shit

February 15, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

A terrific memoir that tells the story of the last ninety years through one man's eye.

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February 15, 2018 /Banned Library
Even This I Get to Experience, Norman Lear, Memoir
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Review: The Godfather by Mario Puzo is classic family fun

February 15, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

The American Dream as interpretted by the guy with the gun.

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February 15, 2018 /Banned Library
Godfather, Mario Puzo, Crime, Epic
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Review: 'Lord Snow' Game of Thrones 1x03

February 13, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

The world is rotten but at least Ned's off that damn horse, right? 

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February 13, 2018 /Banned Library
Game of Thrones
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Review: Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014) felt like watching a dying wish of the 70s

February 12, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

When life gives you lemons, refinance your Malibu house.

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February 12, 2018 /Banned Library
Birdman, 2014, Comedy, Drama, Alejandro G. Iñárritu, Nicolás Giacobone, Michael Keaton, Zach Galifianakis, Edward Norton
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Review: 'Kingsroad,' Game of Thrones 1x02

February 11, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

It's all about truth as people head north, head south, head to bed, and are not supposed to be there.

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February 11, 2018 /Banned Library
Game of Thrones
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Review: Lolita (1962) made me feel creepy AF

February 09, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Just, man, I don't know. It's the wrong kind of sex comedy.

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February 09, 2018 /Banned Library
Lolita, 1962, Stanley Kubrick, Vladimir Nabokov, James Mason, Shelley Winters, Sue Lyon
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Review: End of the Tour (2015) made me sigh

February 09, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

It could have been pretentious but then it got human.

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February 09, 2018 /Banned Library
End of the Tour, 2015, Biography, Drama, James Ponsoldt, Donald Margulies, David Lipsky, Jason Segel, Jesse Eisenberg, Anna Chlumsky
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Review: Crazy Heart (2009) makes me wanna hug a bottle of Jack Daniels

February 09, 2018 by Banned Library in Reviews

Make you want to have a drink and then not have that drink again

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February 09, 2018 /Banned Library
Crazy Heart, 2009, Drama, Music, Romance, Scott Cooper, Thomas Cobb, Jeff Bridges, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Colin Farrell
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